Os factos

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1- Heart Disease, 2- Chuck Norris, 3- Cancer.

(Eu sei que já mostrei um vídeo com isto, há muito tempo atrás. Mas é simplesmente brutal. Vale mesmo a pena recordar)